How to Buy Pisscoin Crypto (PISS)

What is Pisscoin PISS?

According to Coingecko, Pisscoin is : Piss is an ERC-20 meme token. Dubbed the world's first pisscoin, $PISS utilizes a proprietary MEV protocol to ensure optimal liquidity and order execution for its users. This is accomplished by means of a weighted allocation of tokens to the excess reserve supply positionally oriented relative to total supply, alternatively referred to as W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S. Conceptualized as a response to the volatility and suboptimal order execution in the shitcoin market, pisscoins leverage MEV (Maximum Extracted Value) to ensure sufficient liquidity and allow for expedited order execution regardless of your order sizing. All piss transactions routed via the public mempool benefit from this utility thanks to our jeet-automated routing and execution division, or "Jared" - the MEV contract responsible for W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S Pisscoin is a meme-coin that parodies the “shit coin” aesthetic of other ERC-20 tokens. It is a free open source peer-to-peer electronic cash system that is completely decentralized, without the need for a central server or trusted parties. It is possible to get coins by receiving them from someone, or through the Uniswap defi protocol. The total circulation of Pisscoin is 50,000,000,000 coins, distributed via the Uniswap liquidity pool, with the amount halved every 100 years. Main properties: - Optimal liquidity and order execution via W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S mev protocol. - Anti-jeet countermeasures via Jared. - A more efficient alternative to the now-archaic shitcoin. The network works in parallel to generate pisscoins via the latent potential of its memetic properties. The proof-of-piss liquidity pool is the key to solving the Incontinence Problem of synchronising the Uniswap v2 pool and generating sufficient liquidity for the majority consensus without having to trust jeets.

Where can I buy PISS Crypto?

You can buy Pisscoin on Uniswap.

Why should you buy Pisscoin?

Pisscoin is really one of a kind project. The roadmap is incredibly promising and if the dev team can keep up with the with it, it's only a matter of time for the market to catch up. It's a very risky play but one that can yield amazing profits. Do you own diligence and research the project further so you can make your own decision.

How to Buy Pisscoin Crypto?

Step 1 - Setting up a Metamask Wallet

Metamask is by far the most used walled in the world of Ethereum. Whenever you want to buy and sell cryptocurrencies or even use blockchain apps that run on the Ethereum Network, Metamask will be your best friend. Setting up the wallet is also very simple and easy.

Head over to metamask.io and click Download. You'll need to use Google Chrome, Brave Browser, Firefox, or Microsoft Edge for this to work. So make sure you are using one of these four browsers. Now at the end of the page, click on the browser you're using and install the extension.

You are now the Welcome Page of Metamask. Click on 'Get Started.' Now click on 'Create a Wallet.' Choose a strong password for your Metamask wallet and continue.

Very Important Part! Keeping your backup phrase safe is the difference between having millions in your account or be that guy on the landfill looking for his old hard drive.

Click on reveal your backup phrase and write every word down on paper. Make sure you don't save your backup phrase on anything digital. This is for your security. After you wrote down your backup phrase, you'll be asked to confirm it. Click on every word in the correct order, and you should be done.

Step 2 - Buy Ethereum on Simpleswap

Simpleswap is the easiest way to buy crypto today. Free from registrations, KYC and third-party custody. With Simpleswap we can buy ETH and receive it directly on our on-chain Metamask wallet, skipping most of the steps we'd have to take through a traditional exchange.

Click here to access Simpleswap

Just click the Buy/Sell Crypto tab, insert the USD amount you want to trade for ETH, and click "Exchange", just like this:

Now all you have to do is click the Metamask fox logo to directly copy and paste your Metamask Ethereum address. It should add it automatically.

You can now choose between Google Pay or card to complete the payment:

Once you complete the payment, all you gotta do is wait a few minutes for the payment confirmation, and for the on-chain transaction to complete. Once all that is completed you should see your updated balance in Metamask.

Step 3 - Buy Pisscoin on Uniswap with ETH

Buy PISS on Uniswap with ETH

Uniswap is currently the number one Decentralized Exchanged in the world, and it's simply the best place to buy cryptocurrencies that aren't available on sites like Coinbase or Binance.

Before we head over to Uniswap, we need to prepare your Metamask Wallet to receive Pisscoin. Open Metamask, scroll all the way down, and click here:

Select Custom Token and paste this token contract address there:

0x9c0bd34bebc33a0e898554cfc91e8a84c728bf9f

The rest should autofill, and you need to click next and then add tokens. Your account is now ready to receive Pisscoin (PISS).

You can check the price and confirm the correct token address of Pisscoin on Coingecko.

Let's buy some Pisscoin!

Go to Uniswap. On the upper right corner, click on Connect Wallet and select Metamask. A confirmation popup should open on Metamask (click on the "little fox logo" if you don't see it). Now you need to accept, connect, and your wallet should be connected to Uniswap.

Select a token and paste the Token contract address: 0x9c0bd34bebc33a0e898554cfc91e8a84c728bf9f

Click Import and accept the terms.

Now you have to select the amount of ETH you want to trade for PISS. After you confirm it, another popup will appear from the Metamask extension and you should approve the transaction.

Wait a few minutes, and your PISS should appear on your Metamask Wallet.

Congratulations! You are now a proud Investor of Pisscoin!

In case your transactions keep on failing, adjust your slippage tolerance. To do that, click on Uniswap's gear icon, and put 5% here:

Adjust slippage on uniswap